Monthly Archives: April 2006

Habakuk 2:15

Sometimes, this is quoted from Habakuk 2:15: “Woe unto him that giveth his neighbour drink” This is presented as prooof that it was even forbidden to give an alcoholic beverage to a neighbor – so clearly, all drinking is sin. … Continue reading

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Not Enough Time

This one’s a hoot: Jesus must have turned the water into grape juice (NOT wine) because it didn’t have time to ferment! It could not possibly have been wine! Jesus transformed hydrogen and oxygen atoms into different elements! He circumvented … Continue reading

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Something Rotten

Perhaps my favorite proof that Jesus turned water into grape juice (NOT wine) is this: Jesus never could have made something dead and rotten! This argument is based on the mistaken idea that fermentation is a process of death and … Continue reading

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